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#Ever forward and twirling toward freedom update
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But wherever America has needed me, I've been there. I've brought laughter to your homes three days a week, eighteen weeks a year, for twelve of the past 25 years.

Professor Frink (' Sweets and Sour Marge') Oh, what gave me away? Out of curiosity, was it the 'hoyvin' or the 'maving' or was it the whole 'GA-HOW-VING!' thing that I do? I'll be shot three days before retirement. Montgomery Burns (' The Mansion Family') Damn Roosevelt! Cause of parents' death: got in my way. Let's see, social security number: naught, naught, naught. Stephen Hawking (' They Saved Lisa's Brain') Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. Religion must stay 500 yards from Science at all times. As for Science versus Religion, I'm issuing a restraining order. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! What more can I do? I.I.I feel like I wannaa yell out, but I just can't dang-darn-diddly-darn-dang-ĭing-dong-diddly-darned do it! I just.I.*sigh*. I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. (lie detector dings) Now, would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (lie detector buzzes). (lie detector buzzes) Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (lie detector buzzes) Dinner with friends. Now, a word to our audience: even though we're being broadcast on Fox, there's no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering. The League of Uninformed Voters presents the Springfield Mayoral Debates. Hi! I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid!' My Krusty calculator didn't have a seven or an eight, and Krusty's autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions, but this time, he's gone too far! I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty brand vitamins. That does it! I've been scorched by Krusty before. I'll avoid the horrors of drug abuse, but I do plan to have several torrid love affairs, and I may or may not die young. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy blues stylings will electrify the French. Well, I'm going to be a famous jazz musician. Sleeping? Eating a big sandwich? Watching TV? Spending time with the boy! Spending time with the boy! The boy needs attention, Marge. Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on. Marge Simpson (' Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire') The magic of the season has touched us all. Maggie is walking by herself, Lisa got straight A's and Bart. Speaking of life going on, Grampa is still with us, feisty as ever.

But we bought a new little cat, Snowball II, so I guess life goes on. First the sadness: our little cat Snowball was unexpectedly run over and went to Kitty Heaven.

#Ever forward and twirling toward freedom update

Update the 'Random subpage' start and end values above to include the new Quote.ĭear Friends of the Simpson Family, We had some sadness and some gladness this year.** The only funding source mentioned in the reports I read.These Quotes subpages are randomly displayed using * Actually, Kang was known not for a promise but for his campaign speech (as Bill Clinton), saying, “e must move forward, not backward upward, not forward and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!”

even more than they are now.īut when socialists talk about “jobs,” worry about a more direct form of slavery.Īnd yes, I can imagine Bernie, with his four houses, flicking the whip. “Republicans have long opposed a federal jobs guarantee,” Fox News tells us, “saying such a plan would be too expensive and impractical.” And it’s productive people who would pay for it, making them de facto slaves to the system. But paying for it by nixing corporate “tax breaks”** is absurd. In an age of handouts for nothing, at least Sanders’ socialist proposal suggests productivity.

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One shouldn’t have to read George Fitzhugh, the antebellum sociologist who attacked the very idea of free markets and free labor, insisting that slavery is a good thing and the very best form of socialism, to know that socialism and slavery go together hand in glove, whip in hand. What was it that the slavering alien Kang promised* in The Simpsons ’ eighth season opening episode ? Well, we know how that episode ended, with Homer Simpson revealing the ’90s’-era presidential candidates to be aliens in disguise, Kang being elected, humanity enslaved, and Homer uttering the immortal words “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.”Īnd then Kodos, in cahoots with Kang, cracking the whip on Homer. Vermont’s ocialist Senator is whipping up a new plan for America: to “guarantee a job with at least a $15-per-hour wage and health benefits to every adult American ‘who wants or needs one,’” we are told. Does Bernie Sanders remind you of “Citizen Kang”?